Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Tumor

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Bofus

Joke: If you had sex every single day for a year and used a condom every time and at the end of the year you turn those used condoms into a tire, what would you call the tire?

Joke: The big bad wolf sneaks up behind the horny Little Red Riding Hood and tells her they're going to have sex. She reaches in her picnic basket and pulls out a gun and says, "no, you're not you're going to eat me just like the book says".