Joke: Why did the one handed woman cross the road?

Joke: Knock knock Who's there You You who Why did you call me I'm right here

Joke: Teacher: Wheres your Homework? Timmy: I ate it Teacher: Why? Timmy: Because my Dog said so!

Joke: If a pro is the opposite of a con, is the opposite of progress, congress?

Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?

Joke: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?