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Joke: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?


Punch line: It was rated ARR!


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Joke: What would you call a sleeping bull?


Punch line: A bulldozer.


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Joke: Why did the melon jump into the lake?


Punch line: It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?


Punch line: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.


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Joke: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?


Punch line: Because he wanted to be on time.


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Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?


Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.


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