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Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
Punch line: He was tipping his cow.
Joke: How do you fix a broken pizza?
Punch line: With tomato paste!
Joke: Toothbrush: Sometimes I feel like I have the worst job. EVER!
Toilet paper: Yeah right!
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Joke: What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?
Punch line: Homeless
Joke: What did the football payer say to the gumball machine?
Punch line: Hey! Give me my quarterback!!
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Joke: Girl: So my mom went to the store last night and....
Boy: Wait! Don't talk about your mom. I forgot to bring the old tenement so I could follow along!
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