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Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?
Punch line: Because people milk them too.
Joke: Why do cups hate it when people fill them up with bevrages?
Punch line: Because they don't want to be cupholders.
Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
Punch line: He was tipping his cow.
Joke: How do you fix a broken pizza?
Punch line: With tomato paste!
Joke: Toothbrush: Sometimes I feel like I have the worst job. EVER!
Toilet paper: Yeah right!
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Joke: What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?
Punch line: Homeless
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