Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.

Joke: Brothers and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.

Joke: A man asks another man to take him his phone but the man continuously says "what, i can't hear" and finally he says, "i cannot hear that you are telling me to take your phone, i cant hear that".

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?

Joke: What do you call a huge mushroom?

Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.