Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe who?
G.I. Joen't know! (Gee, I Don't know)

Joke: A boss finds one of his blonde employees crying in her cubicle. He asks her what's wrong and she tells him, "My mom died!"

He tells her, "I'm sorry, you should take the rest of the day off to be with your family."

The blonde replies, "But that's not even the worse thing that happened... My sister just called, and her mom died too!"

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.

Joke: What do 98 percent of men do after an orgasm?

Joke: A man and woman are sitting next to each other on a train. The woman sneezes, shudders violently, then wipes her nose. The man takes notice but doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to be rude.

Five minutes later she sneezes again, violently shudders, and wipes her nose. The man becomes curious and asks her, "I couldn't help but notice every time you sneeze you shudder violently."

She replies, "Yeah, I have a rare disease. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

He blushes, "Oh, do you take anything for it?"

She shakes her head, "Yeah, pepper."