Joke #1197

Joke: A man and woman are sitting next to each other on a train. The woman sneezes, shudders violently, then wipes her nose. The man takes notice but doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to be rude.

Five minutes later she sneezes again, violently shudders, and wipes her nose. The man becomes curious and asks her, "I couldn't help but notice every time you sneeze you shudder violently."

She replies, "Yeah, I have a rare disease. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

He blushes, "Oh, do you take anything for it?"

She shakes her head, "Yeah, pepper."

Joke: Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

Joke: Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"

She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."

Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."

Sally says, "He's three feet tall."

Joke: A man driving down the road slams on his breaks and honks the horn because there is a car stopped in the middle of the road. He storms out of his car and looks inside of the parked car to see a naked couple laying inside. He yells at them, "What are you doing in the middle of the road?! Why didn't you move when I honked?"

The naked man in the car yells back, "You were coming, I was coming, and she was coming. You were the only one with brakes!"

Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?

Joke: A little girl and boy are in a doctor's waiting room waiting for the doctor. The little girl starts to cry so the little boy asks her "What's wrong?"

The little girl responds "I have to get a blood test so they're going to cut open my finger."

The little boy's jaw drops and he says "Oh no! I'm getting a urine test."