Joke: Do you know how copper wire was invented?

Joke: Mike Tyson walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender sees them and says, "Hey that's cool where did you get that?" The parrot answers, "Africa, there's freaking millions of them."

Joke: What did they say to the man who went for a job at the print shop?

Joke: What do fish call a submarine?

Joke: What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Joke: Why do witches ride broomsticks?