Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she went to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Joke: Yo mama is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!