Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Dracula bit her and got diabetes.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach activists showed up to push her back into the ocean!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab her bowl.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she saw "under 17 not admitted" so she brought 16 of her friends.