Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!

Joke: Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.

Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has Big Foot in a headlock.