Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.

Joke: Yo mama jokes are so overused and old... Just like yo mama!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.