Math Jokes

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?

Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.

Joke: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy?"