Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.


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Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?


Punch line: Because then you'll just have beer.


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Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?


Punch line: He didn't want to get a differential operator. If he did he would disappear.


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Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.


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Joke: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy?"


Punch line: He left a residue at every pole.


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