Math Jokes

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?

Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.