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Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?
Punch line: The integral of 3x2 from 0 to 'Ho!'.
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Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?
Punch line: It was the exp-function.
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Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.
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Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?
Punch line: Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
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Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.
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