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Joke: C and C++ walk into a bar. They order drinks but C spills his all over C++. C++, infuriated, yells at him, "C! You have no class!"


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Joke: Why can't freshman sign up for binary 101?


Punch line: It's a level 5 course!


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Joke: Have you heard about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?


Punch line: He stops at nothing to avoid them.


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Joke: What do statisticians kill people with?


Punch line: Poisson distribution.


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Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.


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