Math Jokes

Joke: Why can't freshman sign up for binary 101?

Joke: Have you heard about the mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?

Joke: What do statisticians kill people with?

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.