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Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.


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Joke: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Punch line: One, but what to do with the doughnut?


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Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!


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Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.


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