Math Jokes

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?

Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.

Joke: What is everybody's favorite aspect of mathematics?

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.

Joke: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?