Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Math teacher: You can't use y to represent a single point!
Student: Y-naught?


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Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?


Punch line: He didn't want to get a differential operator. If he did he would disappear.


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Joke: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate.


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Joke: What is everybody's favorite aspect of mathematics?


Punch line: Knot theory, that's for sure.


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Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.


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