# Math Jokes

##### Math Joke #633

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Joke: x2 asks x3 if he believes in God.

x3 replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."

##### Math Joke #850

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Joke: Where do physicists get most of their supplies?

Punch line: The ohm department.

##### Math Joke #263

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Joke: What's purple and commutes?

Punch line: An Abelian grape.

##### Math Joke #1012

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Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?

Punch line: An algae bra.

##### Math Joke #213

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Joke: Some students are supposed to prove all odd numbers are prime. The first student says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, and 7 is prime. So by induction, all odd numbers are prime."

The physics student doesn't like this so he says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error. So all odd numbers are prime."

The computer scientist doesn't like how long that method takes so he writes a program to test numbers for them. He runs the program and reads the output "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime."