Math Jokes

Joke: How did mathematics begin?

Joke: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy?"

Joke: What do you call a baby eigen-sheep?

Joke: What did the mathematician say after working with some trig functions outside?

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.