Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day? Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?

Joke: What does the doctor say to the annoying patient?

Joke: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?

Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"