Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: What do you call Minnesota when it snows?

Joke: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Joke: What's green and sings?

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'

Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?