Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'


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Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"


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Joke: Which bug gobbles up trash?


Punch line: The litter bug.


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Joke: What is a caterpillar afraid of?


Punch line: A dogerpillar.


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Joke: What do you call Minnesota when it snows?


Punch line: Minnesnowda.


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