Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: What's green and sings?


Punch line: "Elvis Parsley!!"


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Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'


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Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?


Punch line: Too many ears!


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Joke: How do you make an orange laugh?


Punch line: Tickle its navel.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!


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