Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: What kind of star can hurt you?

Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?

Joke: Is it okay to sleep on a stomach?