Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!

Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?

Joke: How do you make an orange laugh?

Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'