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Joke: Why did the tomato turn red?
Punch line: It saw the salad dressing!
Joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Punch line: They don't have the guts!
Joke: How do you communicate with a fish?
Punch line: Drop him a line!
Joke: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Punch line: Quit stalking me!
Joke: Why do witches ride broomsticks?
Punch line: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
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