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Joke: Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?
Punch line: Because they run over sleepers.
Joke: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
Punch line: A guy who has never been hit by a dictionary!
Joke: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
Punch line: When it's full!
Joke: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?
Punch line: Big holes all over Australia!
Joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a witch?
Punch line: I don't know but she will need a very large broom!
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