Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: What trick can a banana do?

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.

Joke: A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

Joke: When is the moon heaviest?

Joke: What did the inventor of the door knocker win?