Joke: Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him?
Punch line: To see how long he slept.
Joke: How far did the witch fly?
Punch line: Ghost to ghost.
Joke: In what month do people talk the least?
Punch line: February - Because it's the shortest month of the year.
Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?
Punch line: Johnny: Tonight's homework assignment.
Joke: What do dogs celebrate on October 31st?
Punch line: Bow-wow-ween!
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