Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"


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Joke: What is a buckaneer?


Punch line: Expensive corn.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.


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Joke: Why did they bury the battery?


Punch line: Because it was dead.


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Joke: What did the ghost tell his wife?


Punch line: You look boo-tiful tonight!


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