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Joke: Why did they bury the battery?
Punch line: Because it was dead.
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Joke: What did the ghost tell his wife?
Punch line: You look boo-tiful tonight!
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Joke: Why didn't the duck cross the grill?
Punch line: He didn't want to be a roast duck.
2 ratings1 saves
Joke: Which candy can't get anywhere on time?
Punch line: Choco-late!
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Joke: What do you do with a sick wasp?
Punch line: Take it to a waspital.
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