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Joke: What did the Penny say to the Dime?
Punch line: To be worth more, you sure do get dropped a lot.
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Joke: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Punch line: For drizzle.
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Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?
Punch line: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.
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Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?
Punch line: Johnny: Tonight's homework assignment.
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Joke: Why did the clock break?
Punch line: Because it was ticked.
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