Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?

Joke: What is a Jawa's favorite alcoholic drink?

Joke: What's the difference between a stamp and the wife of a t-rex?

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.