Joke: What do you say to the "Dye" when you want it go on?
Punch line: Die, dye!
Joke: A man walks into a restaurant. A waitress recognizes him as a bum who rarely has any money. She confronts the man by asking him what does he want. He asks her how much is a cup of coffee and she tells him $0.99. Next he asks her how much is a refill and she tells him that refills are free. So the bum asks, "Can I please have a refill?"
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Joke: What do you get when you cross Federal Express and UPS?
Punch line: Fed Up!
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