Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"

Joke: Why does a Saudi Arabian man take a motorcycle with him to the bathroom.because when the soap slips he chases it with his motorcycle.

Joke: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

Joke: Why can’t a bicycle stand up?

Joke: What do fish call a submarine?