Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: When does it rain money?

Joke: What were Tarzan's last words?

Joke: How do you get a free light bulb?

Joke: A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, “It's no good trying to outrun it. It's catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “I'm not trying to outrun the lion, I'm trying to outrun you!”

Joke: What has 10 letters that starts with gas?