Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!

Joke: Why did the cactus cross the road?

Joke: Where do bugs go on a western vacation?

Joke: What's green and sings?