Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

11 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?


Punch line: Too many ears!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

15 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?


Punch line: Ouch!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

8 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?


Punch line: To get his quarterback.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

12 ratings
2 saves

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

5 ratings
2 saves

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+