Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock,Knock! who's there you me who no you not me i said me your suppose to say you! what! BOO! BOO WHO! im' not scared AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? I know Jude Jude who? Open up. You may know judo, but I know karate!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: Knock knock WHO'S THERE Eat EAT WHO? Not me! (I hope) DON'T EAT ME NOW!!! I AM TO YOUNG TO BE EATEN!!!!!

Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom Your mom who? Your mom opens up the door and slaps you

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.