Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock Who's there? I know Jude Jude who? Open up. You may know judo, but I know karate!


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.


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Joke: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?


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Joke: Knock knock WHO'S THERE Eat EAT WHO? Not me! (I hope) DON'T EAT ME NOW!!! I AM TO YOUNG TO BE EATEN!!!!!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!


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Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom Your mom who? Your mom opens up the door and slaps you


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.


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