Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Can i knock on your door some more?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Never mind, I don't want to get sick.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Will you remember me in a month? How about a year?
Of course!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
You already forgot me?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pete's a great guy! You should meet him.


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Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Shoot! Shoot who. Geez, calm down don't shoot anyone!


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Joke: Knock knock. Whose there? Boo! Boo who? Oh, I'm sorry don't cry!


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