Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Everybody knows that!
Lawyers who = Lawyers sue.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your girl
Your girl who?
How many girls do you have!?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my first love gave to me!

Joke: Knock Knock! Who's there? The police. The police wh- We'll be asking the question around here!