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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sombrero!
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!


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Joke: You: knock knock other: who's there? You: interrupting president? Other: interrupting president who? You: interupt at who and say Donald Trump.


Punch line: Donald Trump


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!


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