Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Alexander Jhon, son of Jhon Otto of Croatia owned by Nikola Tesla, surrendered at Britain in the time of Alexandrina Victoria, the slave queen of Jhonny Miller Doper Tom the Great Alexander Jhon - Umm... father of Jhon auto of - umm... Just come in! Thank you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jurassic!
Jurassic who?
Jurassic man, so I brought you soup!
Jurassic = you're a sick

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
I'm egg-cited to be here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.