Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
The roof! The roof! The Rufus on fire!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's There?
Bumblebee
Bumblebee Who?
Bumblebee cold if you don't pull your pants up!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.


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