Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Joke: Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see!

Joke: Why did the bike fall down?