Jokes For Kids

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Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?


Punch line: Leave the pizza in the oven.


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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


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Joke: Two consonants and a vowel walk into a bar...


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Joke: I just invented a word...


Punch line: Plagiarism.


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Joke: Why are teachers and trains always at odds?


Punch line: Teachers tell you to spit out your gum. Trains say, "Chew! Chew!"


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