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Joke: The captain of a pirate ship is under attack one day and he tells his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The mate asks him "Why did you want your red shirt?"
The captain replied "Never let your enemy see you bleed!"
The next day somebody spots 200 ships coming their way. The captain sighs and says "Bring me my brown pants!"
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Joke: What's black and white and red all over?
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Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?
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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
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