Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: What did the tree wear to the pool party?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!

Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?

Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."