Jokes For Kids

Joke: Did you hear about the new diner on the Moon?

Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?

Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.