Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Woah, I didn't know you could yodel!

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: What do you call a cow that has no legs?

Joke: Where does mistletoe go to become famous?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"