Jokes For Kids

Joke: What did one casket say to the other casket?

Joke: What do bulls write with?

Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?

Joke: Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him "Nico. I'm sorry but you're going to have to arrest your mother."

Nico starts to reply "Chief-" but is interrupted by his chief.

"Nico, I know it's hard, but it's part of the job."

Nico pauses and replies "Sir, I was just going to ask for backup."

Joke: When is homework not homework?