Jokes For Kids

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Joke: Man: When I get better will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: Of course.
Man: Cool, I've always wanted to be able to play piano.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!